How I Almost Got Whacked Over a Race Horse Named Sissy

Hi, my name is Joseph Pigliatti. I am also known as Joey the Pig, Shotgun Joey, Joey the Mook, Mug Shot Joey, Joey Make Me Weep and Joey Cheesecake. If you don’t mind, I prefer Joey the Pig.

Anyhow, the good people at gambleonthis.com have asked me to write an article about the time Octavio Waxed Ears Bertolucci put a hit on me. It is a bad memory but I will try.

The incident occurred at the Miami racetrack. Waxed Ears was a made man and he was showing off his brand new horse named Sissy. Waxed Ears loved this horse more than he loved his wife. And I don’t blame him, the horse was beautiful.

I was down in Miami on business and since I love to gamble I went to the racetrack. I ran into Waxed Ears at the betting window where he insisted on taking me to the stables and showing me his new horse named Sissy.

Upon seeing the horse I immediately said “Waxed Ears, Sissy is so beautiful I could make love to it.”

Unfortunately for me Waxed Ears is hard of hearing. Hence the nickname. I later found out that he thought I had said, “Waxed Ears, you are a sissy and you are beautiful and I want to make love to you.”

As you can see there is a great big difference from what I said and what Waxed Ears thought I said.

Anyhow, Waxed Ears put a contract out on me the next day. To make a long story short, I had to make things right with the local Don, Meatball Moe the Mobster. He squared things up for me with Waxed Ears. But Waxed Ears has never forgiven me and has never spoken to me since. Though, every Valentine’s Day he does send me a card with flowers.

I hope the good people at http://www.gambleonthis.com

liked my article about how I almost got whacked. I enjoyed remembering it.

Until next time, arrivederci.

© Joseph Pigliatti. All rights reserved

Blackjack Sniper – Another Scam

You have probably heard of Roulette Sniper, it has been around for a while and it is one of the programs I bought in one of my many gullible and desperate times. The software is designed to be used in online casinos. The roulette sniper software does not work. Online casinos use software that gives them a huge advantage and there is no way to gain an edge.

So now there is Blackjack Sniper. This software is from the same guy and has apparently been in development for the past 2 years. The software sells for $39.95 (usually $149.99 yeah right!), but someone sent me an “invitation” to buy it for $21. I decided to give it a try, knowing I could request a refund when it didn’t work.

I hate to crush your hopes, but Blackjack Sniper is basically just like a blackjack calculator that you can download for free from a number of places. Unless you have never played blackjack before, it will be of no use to you.

The sales page says that the software works using perfect blackjack strategy, combined with card counting and various other techniques. All you have to do is select options and how much you want to bet and enter the cards you are dealt and it will tell you what to do. You can choose to bet progressively or not and it will adjust your wager accordingly.

I used the software in practice play, as I do not intend losing money in an online casino. Whilst progressive betting with a basic $2 wager, the software advised me to bet over $200 at once to make just $2 profit. Thank God I was in practice mode as I lost that bet. Without progressive betting it still had me betting huge amounts when the adjust wager button was checked. When I kept the wager the same (no automatic adjustment) I still lost over $100. I tried it at 3 different casinos and the results were always the same. Even when I won and got ahead I soon lost it all. Here is why it does not work:

  1. Online casinos select random cards from the pack as if the pack were constantly being shuffled. Therefore, card counting can never work online. It is useless to try and use it.
  2. This software does use perfect blackjack strategy most of the time, but this can be learnt very quickly for free online, by looking at strategy cards or downloading a free blackjack calculator.
  3. Progressive betting is an option that will never work for long. Online casinos work against you, so it would be very hard to come out a winner.
  4. The sales videos show the guy winning easily, but think how many videos he made before getting this one. It does not work like he says it does.
  5. Using casino bonus money is not as easy as it seems. Many casinos will not let you cash out your bonus until after you have wagered it a certain number of times and blackjack and roulette often do not count towards the wager, so you have to play, even more risky games like slots.
  6. The reason people will hype this up is because it is an affiliate program. The promoters will make money if you buy the product.

Hopefully this review has cleared a few things up. Blackjack is a fun game to play in a land based casino and can be beaten by using card counting if they do not use an automatic shuffler, but you cannot keep beating the online casinos. Please do not waste your money on Blackjack or Roulette Sniper. I’m off to request my refund.

Show Me Cash – Ready to Become a Winner Today?

Though there are a number of lottery games available, there are still a few more new ones coming in. Among those with growing popularity is the Show Me Cash, which is also a form of lottery numbers game. Just who would not be inclined to engage in such small stakes game as low as a dollar? One can already join in the game and have the chance to get to win as much as the entire jackpot prize which could be the way to a better financial standing.

It is easy to play Show Me Cash. One must simply locate one of the lottery retailers and ask for the game’s play slip or selection card. Each rectangular card has 5 panels which one can play in. Once the play slip is at hand, the first thing one should do is to think of a five number combination which they can choose from the numbers one through thirty-nine. They can opt to choose each number personally based on how they feel about how lucky the number will be for them. However, should they feel that they can not decide on their combination, they can opt to use the quick pick option or feature and the computer terminal will then randomly generate the numbers for the individual.

There is also another feature for the Show Me Cash lottery number game; one can decide to play the same combination they came up with for up to 15 consecutive draws with the same ticket. This feature is called the multiple or multi draw option where one can have their future game combination entry in advance. Once all the information on the card has been duly filled out, one must then hand over the slip to the retailer’s representative to be able to generate a game ticket after duly paying the $1 fee per set game.

As soon as the ticket has been given to the individual, it is then their sole responsibility to immediately inspect the game ticket and check for any errors or misprints to be able to ensure that they have been provided and accurate game ticket. If everything seems to be in order, the individual should then sign the back of the ticket to ensure its security from falling to another’s hands. One can go home afterwards and just wait for the results on the draw; draws are done each day from Mondays through Sundays.

The Show Me Cash jackpot is set at a standard to be $50,000.00, however if the pot has not been won, the jackpot prize will be increased by at least $5,00.00 until such a time that one has been able to get the winning combination. Although, there are more ways than one for an individual to win in this game; though there are 5 digits in a combination, should one get 2 out of 5 numbers to match those drawn, one will win $2. For those who get 3 out of 5 digits to match, they will get ten dollars and for those who are able to get a 4 out of the 5 digit combination match, they will win $250.

The Lottery Secret Formula – Does it Really Exist?

Are you in search of the lottery secret formula? Have you continued to play the lottery with little to no luck? Do you ever feel like you are just giving your money away by playing the lotto? If you said yes to these, then you have probably felt like I have. I to, was looking for the lottery secret formula. I have always dreamed on winning the big JACKPOT and quitting my job. The feeling of knowing you no longer have to worry about money. I would always tell myself why couldn’t that be me? But now I no longer dream of winning the big JACKPOT.

You might be asking yourself why do I no longer dream about winning the lotto. I mean who wouldn’t want to win the lottery? Well about 1 year ago I took a big pay cut at my job. So as bad as this was, I at least still had a job. I use to play the lotto at least 4-5 times a day. I would love the excitement of knowing that any day I could possibly win the lottery. But I was tight on money at the time, so I figured I would stop for a while.

About 3 months after that a friend of mine asked me how I was with the lotto, since he knew I loved to play. The reason he was asking me was because he told me he saw a book online that supposedly has the lottery secret formula, and would show you how to win the lottery. At first I didn’t believe it, but figured I would read what he had as entertainment. So after going online and reading a little more on this book I was intrigued. I decided I would by the book with my next paycheck. Even if it wasn’t true the book was pretty cheap so if anything I figured it would be entertainment for me. So when I started reading I was anxious to see if what this lottery secret formula was.

Like I said before I didn’t have a lot of money at the time so I was not able to play the lotto as much as I wanted but, I ended up splitting tickets with my friend. The first week after buying the lotto we each decided to put in 10 each. This way we could test out the lottery secret formula. To both of our surprise we ended up winning money that week. We won a total of 83 dollars, which mean between the two of us we had a profit of $63. This was great because it gave us more money to play the following week.

The next week we figured we would each put $20 this way we could improve our odds. After we saw the lotto drawing we could believe we won again. We didn’t win the lotto, but at least we made some money. We ended up getting $92 dollars that week. My friend and I continued playing each week, and would lose every once in a while, but at the end we were always up.

Then about 7 weeks ago when we were playing the Fantasy 5, we ended up hitting all 5 numbers. When we saw this we couldn’t believe it. The Jackpot was split by 2 winning tickets that day, which resulted in each winning ticket receiving about $106,000. My wife was so happy we won that she could not stop crying. This jackpot was more the enough to make up for my pay cut I had received.

So the reason I told you before that I no longer dream of winning the big lotto jackpot is because I expect to win it. After putting these strategies to the test I have won countless times and even managed to win the Fantasy 5. Now my next goal is to win the Florida lottery. Hopefully I will be writing a story about how I won the Florida lotto in the near future.